First he came for Ariana Grande. Then he came for Cazzie David. Then he came (again) for Kate Beckinsale. Then he came (in front of a fireplace) for Kim Kardashian. Then he came (to a Knicks game) with Emily Ratajkowski. But this? This is where I draw the line. Pete Davidson has officially become Instagram official with Eli Manning, proving there’s no one safe from his charm.
Eli is our beloved doofus. He’s our beloved 2-time Super Bowl MVP. He’s our beloved little brother who is funnier than his older brother. I don’t know how to feel seeing him parade around with Pete Davidson. I don’t know how to feel about seeing them crack jokes about spooning:
I refuse to believe this was any sort of skit by Eli. I choose to believe that this is just who Eli is. You ask him about a spoon he’s going to think of soup. That’s just the way that weird, beautiful man’s brain works. Eli is 100% a small spoon by the way. Nothing wrong with that. But I can just see Eli all snuggled up dreaming of beating the Pats in the Super Bowl again.
I don’t even care if this is corny or anything. I find Eli funny. Always will. The dude is somehow getting better in retirement and is a star. I can’t believe any non-Patriot fan doesn’t love Eli with all their heart.
That outfit looks comfy as shit. So congrats to Pete and Eli who now have their own Instagram page together. I now hate Pete Davidson for beating us to it. Eli reconsider and join the alliance with me and Clem.
